Monaco on a budget

The real title of this blog should be, lol you’re poor.

I can’t say I’ve ever felt poor, but I did in Monaco.  Home to more millionaires and billionaires than any other place in the world I certainly felt like a pauper.

How did I afford this leg of my journey?  Well I didn’t.  Here’s how I did ‘Monaco on a budget’ which is really just an oxymoron.


First, I used points to book my entire hotel stay! I used my Expedia gold points to book one of their VIP collection hotels, and for three nights it was a whopping $647 in a standard room. Luckily due to my gold status and shameless bragging, I got my first ever legit upgrade to a junior suite!  I looked up the cost for this suite, it is $280 a night so that alone would’ve cost $840 for THREE nights!


Just to give you a glimpse into my budget, my lodging should stay under $1500 a month.  So nearly half of budget swallowed in three days wouldn’t cut it. There were no discount hotels or cheap airbnb’s that I could find at all.  In fact, you can just eliminate the word ‘discount’ from your vocabulary when referring to Monaco.


Food is amazing in Monaco! But, I tried to stay within my allotted food budget of €25 a day which seems annoying low for this city but I think I ended up around €35/day with mini bar charges, oops.


I still ate well, I just split my dinners into lunches as well. I had no shame asking for a takeaway box for my leftovers!  I also discovered the hotel gym had tons of complimentary fresh fruit and a 24/7 gourmet coffee stand in the hotel bar so … Free breakfast!  I know that sounds so cheap but I’m not a huge breakfast person, the hotel breakfast was €24, and I was way too lazy to go out and wander for breakfast like the poor person I am.


I walked everywhere, my FitBit was on fire and for the first time ever I was number 1 amongst my friends – this might also be the last.

I took ONE taxi ride, and for about 2 miles it was €16!


I know you think I am exaggerating, but allow me to dictate a real life conversation with concierge regarding transport to the airport the day of my departure.  My special comments are in {}.
Me: *calls concierge* bounjour, I need to leave for the airport today around 10am.
Concierge: Bonjour Madame. Well you have 3 options. First, there is a helicopter, just a 7 minute flight to the airport, €150. {DUH! Sign me up!}  Second, there’s a private car for €120. Lastly, you can take a taxi for €100.  Each of these are about a 30 minute ride.
Me: Ummm well can I take the train? {I’m considered poor here}
Concierge: The train doesn’t go to the airport from Monaco.
Me: Bus?
Concierge: Yes, but this is a 10 min walk from the hotel.
Me: A ten minute walk sounds very reasonable, what is the cost?
Concierge: Madam I don’t know. {Insert ewww who takes our plush luxury Mercedes buses?}
Me: Ok, thank you.

An hour later, I arrive at the bus station, the luxury bus with wifi arrives on time, direct to the airport,€20.

Monaco is definitely a site to see and I feel lucky that I had the pleasure of staying directly in the principality, but should you choose to visit, be prepared to spend the entirety of your retirement funds.

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